Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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