you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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