We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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