Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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