maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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