your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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