i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
