Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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