Who did Billy Mays play for?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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