They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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