It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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