I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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