I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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