At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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