Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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