Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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