I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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