wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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