I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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