Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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