something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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