Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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ttyl tear gas
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
i need some magic done to my vagina
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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