You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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