she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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