no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
These tits shall not be calmed
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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