Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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