She just used a chaser for red wine.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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