Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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