Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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