That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm sobbing to NWA
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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