This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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