I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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