help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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