oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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