drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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