glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Two words: nipple clamps
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