Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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