This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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