another moral hangover. fuck.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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