I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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