Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Pooping to opera.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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