Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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