she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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