how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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