i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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