I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
You work out of a Hotel?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
