oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just forgot I was standing up.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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