it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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