I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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