Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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