At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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