All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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