Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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